GOLIATRON

From EGM NGR

one of the greatest internet users of our time.

he fought the alien atop mount tok

he destroyed 7 planets with his amazing shoes

and now he's come to our internet to become the greatest user ever

i mean, to speak bluntly, I can't think of anyone else I would want to do my wedding and funeral. no, in fact i would want him to marry me, kill my wife, do her funeral, then kill me and do mine. that's how much he matters. i want him to be there when I die and when I burst from my mother's vaginal canal. he's so talented and smart and funny and genius and he smells very good in the morning. and now the person enxt to me is mad that his classes are closed for the semester. i feel bad for him. i wish goliatron would help him out. he's so amazinhg